Gran Marnier Meanderings

As in Alice, things get curiouser and curiouser.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Cheney punch out with the rest of the losers? Every time I turn on TV, there he is, looking for all the world like a crazed religious fanatic, his reptilian eyes reflecting his snake-oil salesman messages of failure of the Democrats, and reiterating the squeaky-clean innocence of Dubbya, except ... except ... he believes the President was informed and made the final decision. Of COURSE he did, what ELSE what would he say in the coreographed dance to save his stupid ass from any sort of investigation about torture. "George knew what was going on." Not to necessarily save George from any open investigation, once must consider who we are talking about. Yeah, the one who was struck dumb for at least 7 minutes after being told of the 911 airliner suicide bombers who had struck the World Trade Center AND the Pentagon. It seemed to me that the number 1 item on the Secret Service shopping list was do make Dubbya disappear.

Dubbya's a coward, along with all his other not-so-endearing personality traits. We know them all. He is for all the world a 1950's Hollywood western character actor, going to rid the town of its baddies. Or the Middle East. He'll just have to have a bigger posse, and bigger guns.

Ride on, Wyatt. But the Middle East is way bigger than the OK Corral. Doesn't matter. You won't have anything to do with the actual battle. You'll just sit in Washington and hold press conferences (complete with tears) about losses in the Middle East.

But I digress ... why all of a sudden is Cheyne out there like some kind of war-mongering cheerleader, still trying to change the mind of a country who went Democratic for Barack. He's starting to sound (and with as much credibility as) a medicated schizo who truly believes we are doomed UNLESS ... unless ... we throw in with the Republicans, because after all Linda Cheney, the PREVIOUS Vice President's wife, believes that Mr. Obama is sympathetic to terrorists. What planet does this stupid person give as a forwarding address.

Worst of all, why is she given any air time by the media? When have you sold enough blue air, when do you decide that much of this is too much, and maybe shouldn't be given air time. My god. Cheney looses, and is in denial of it. He makes lots of noises that sould like he's still in charge.

Mr. Cheney: Do us all a favor and fulful the prophecies of many of your doctors. Just ... die. They we can truly start from ground level with the influences of a man whose clothes, says a friend of mine, smell of burning witches. I believe your hand would gladly throw the torch on the piled kindling.

Ah, America. You cannot really love your enemies. They will kill you, and justifiy it.

Blessed be.